You make time and you make love dandy You make swell molasses candy But honey are you makin' any money? That's all I want to know You make fun and you could make trouble Make mistakes and that goes double But honey are you makin' any money? That's all I want to know You make dates, and you make trains I can get that through my head It's a cinch, in a pinch you could make breakfast Even make the bed You make good when you make a promise No I'm not a doubting Thomas But honey are you makin' any money? That's all I want to know You've got to hand it to the fair sex They're anything but slow They're revolutionizing romance Each Romeo should know They don't want to hear about the moonlight Or the flowers, or the spring Here's a little question they will ask you When you flash that famous ring