Strewf! What is it to ya If it's better all the time? And strewf! And wouldn't it kill ya If you smiled from time to time? God's truth! It's ruddy peculiar Ow yer fink that mog's a crime! Gor yoof! They wasted it on ya It's a bliimmy waste of mind Ya poof! I wouldn't be flegged to see you Drubbling down the tribby line! Aw poof! I wouldn't be begged to see you Scrubbing down from time to time Strewf! Who'd put it past a plastic person Tugging on the larmey jacket? Gor strewf! Spilled all yer elly kippens darlin Porrocked 'em over yer ciggy packet Strewf! Gor strewf! Bless! Yer in for an orrocking barney Golluming up like Puss-in-the-Mud Gor bless! A gizzard-faced kippery cop A scatterin scump'ry billery cod Bless! Look out for the krovvy huts That fritter the wakes of the trives away Gor bless! Look out of the Pearly Pranner Who walks the Harringay Strewf! Devil take the hinderstocking The bottom balloonery brack in the man Gor strewf! Away with the lot of the yer And never come totterham back Strewf! Who'd put it past a plastic person Tugging on the larmey jacket Spilled all yer elly kippens darlin Porrocked 'em over yer ciggy packet