You need an older woman to teach you One who is barely reaching her prime Who thinks you're fun, not someone to preach to What do you say, let's have a good time 'Cause with an older woman, Nothing you do is a crime You have the makings of a monster, kid, I like that I 'm not sure what you mean? Hang around, you'll learn, I do need an opening act as it happens You really want to come to New York? It's all I've ever wanted, then you're in big trouble I'm waiting, I need an older woman beside me I need a mentor, I need a drink, I want an older woman to guide me Where are we headed? Where do you think? Over the goddamn rainbow, right down the yellow brick road And what do ya know, I've found my ideal woman Only one who's been 'round the block Can give you the ride you need Always there absorbing the shock One built for comfort, not for speed Stir up a flame from out of the embers I sense a fire starting in you What do ya say to making some mem'ries Out of the old comes something that's new Maybe an older woman is going to help us break through As for me, I just can't wait to see her Honestly, I were hoping you might be her Eventually, when you get to be an older woman Like me