When I was a young choirboy I’d go into a pew And those old choirmasters You know what they would do And after they had had with me Had their evil way They took me in the confessional And this is what they’d say If you’re not interfered with as a child Then you haven’t lived The priest would follow after How he’d follow through He’d stick it into me so hard My face it would turn blue And after he had had with me Had his evil way He took me in the confessional And this is what he’d say If you’re not interfered with as a child Then you haven’t lived Well come the priests’ convention I’d get mighty sore Those priests would all stick it in The blood from me would pour And after they had all gangbanged me Their organs they’d all play Then they’d sing the harmony And this is what they’d say: If you’re not interfered with as a child Then you haven’t lived Well now I am an old man And I too took the vow And those young choirboys whooaar How I love them how And after I have had with them Had my evil way I take them in the confessional And this is what I say If you’re not interfered with as a child Then you haven’t lived ...