I have drunk Virginia Water I have dug my own Gravesend Set my foot ashore in Newport Travelled far beyond my Land's End And my home, home, home is in my head I have dived into a Blackpool With a Maidstone round my neck I just drifted into Southsea With no Hull beneath my decks And my home, home, home is in my head Well, I lost a wheel in Barrow Tried to cross the No-one- Cambridge When my Liverpool grew shallow I had to dig more Wells in Tunbridge And my home, home, home is in my head