ユーア・ア・ミーン・ワン、ミスター・グリンチ

歌詞

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus you're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders you've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole Ooh you're a foul one Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile charming Mr. Grinch You're a rotter Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch Your soul is an apalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots Mr. Grinch