Viv : Only two quid Left to us name Week in, week out, Always the same Begging for crumbs So it goes on Even the mice Packed up and gone Young Viv : Does tha' know... Keith : What is it, love? Young Viv : What I think we should Do with this Keith : What have I missed? Young Viv : Last two quid Keith : Eh? Young Viv : Let's blow it in Keith : What does tha' mean? Young Viv : Blow it all at the Pub tonight Keith : Go and get pissed? Young Viv : And to hell with All of 'em Keith : That's the idea! Young Viv : Get me dad round to Watch the kids Keith : That's me lass! Young Viv : Life just isn't worth living if You're forever afraid of it Keith : It's no way to live Viv, put wireless on - it's time for the pools Chorus : Arsenal, one - Birmingham City, one Keith : A draw! Hey, love, I got a draw! Viv : Oh aye? That's nice Chorus : Chelsea, one - Blackburn Rovers, one Keith : Two! Chorus : Wolverhampton Wanderers, one - Cardiff City, one Keith : That's three! Hey, cock, I've got two more now! Young Viv : Does tha' know What I think we should Do with this Last two quid? Le's blow it in Blow it all At the pub Chorus : Swansea Town, three - Middlesbrough, three Keith : That's four That's four and that's for sure No all I need is four more Young Viv : Tha's asking for a miracle Chorus : Halifax, one - Port Vale, one Viv : Roll back the years, My dears Don't stray so far Stay the way you are Chorus : Darlington, three - Bradford City, three Keith : Six Chorus : Oldham Athletic, nil - Stockport County 0 Keith : Well, that's it! That's it! That's seven now That's seven! Where's me trousers? Young Viv : Well, at a guess, yer wearing 'em Keith : I kept a copy of the coupon In me other pair of trousers Now they've gone and disappeared Me pitch is well and truly queered If you had sent the soddin' coupon Oh for God's sake, where's the copy? Have a look beneath the bed I'm going out me flippin' head The cowin' coupon's in a cupboard Or it's stuck behind the sofa Well it's gotta be somewhere It didn't melt into thin air Maybe I'm mad and I imagined That I posted it, but didn't Just like me to go and cock it up Oh look! It's in me pocket...