I used to hope one day I'd be rich But now I'm happy if I have somewhere to sit Used to get drunk and wake up feeling refreshed But now I have a drink and can't get out of bed 'Cause it finally hurts being hungover But it's still not worse than being sober Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I used to think by now I'd be a mom Just turned twenty-six and I can barely feed my dog I used to put down a Big Mac and some fries Now just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs Guess my body's finally moving slower I'm regretting that tattoo on my shoulder Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard, it's fuckin' hard Yeah, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh I never thought I'd grow up so fast But I'm hoping the best comes last Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard (Fuckin' hard), it's fuckin' hard It's fuckin' hard I never thought I'd grow up so fast But I'm hoping the best comes last