The Annual Office Christmas Party

歌詞

It's the Annual Office Christmas Party In the conference room The Annual Office Christmas Party For ev'ryone from secretaries to tycoons Just a casual soiree Before we leave for the holidays The Annual Office Christmas Party We close the doors at noon (Hour one) The hour of diplomacy; We drink white wine from holiday cups (Hour two) The hour of zoology; That's when the "party animals" show up (Hour three) The hour of decision And wiser heads decide it's time to leave (Hour four) The hour of "ta heck wit diplomacy!"; And some employees think it's time to... Heave on the boss in his new Armani suit Rumble 'round the conference room while juggling citrus fruit Throw cigarettes in trash cans; cook those little wienies in the flames Make passes at a lady who's filed eight harassment claims... (Hey, baby, I let you in on one of... oh!) Lead a chorus of "We Are the World" while wearing a lampshade Complain about the bonus and how poorly we are paid Brag how he used his office phones for transatlantic calls The restroom's occupied but there's a palm tree in the hall... (Well, excuse me!) (Five o'clock) The hour of repentance; He begs for his job while down on bended knee He holds the boss' hand and sobs, "Y'know I love ya man"... Just before he passes out beneath the Christmas tree. It's the Annual Office Christmas Party In the conference room The Annual Office Christmas Party For ev'ryone from secretaries to tycoons Just a casual soiree Before we leave for the holidays The Annual Office Christmas Party With lots of colorful buffoons We close the doors at noon Would somebody please take his keys and drive him home? And, uh... wait till after the holidays to tell him about his transfer to Bosnia.