La-Di-da-Di

歌詞

[Slick Rick] OK, party people in the house You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before Yes, it's the original human beat box, Doug E. Fresh And his partner, the grand wizard, MC Ricky D, D And that's me in the place to be And we gonna show you how we do it for '85, kickin' live, alright Because, um, I've got a funny feeling, um you're all sick of all these crap rappers Bitin' their rhymes because um they're back-stabbers But, um, when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah Finesse impress which we prove And y'all will realize that we are the move So listen close, um, so you all don't miss As we go a little somethin' like this Hit it Ah yeah You know what La-Di-Da-Di La-Di-Da-Di La-Di La-Di You know what, yo peep this La-Di-Da-Di, we likes to party We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody, we're just some men thats on the mic And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic right For all of y'all keepin y'all in health Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself 'Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditioning That we create, 'cause that's our mission So listen to what we say Because this type of shit, it happens everyday I woke up around ten o' clock in the mornin' I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawnin' Went to the bathroom to wash up Had some soap on my face and my hand up on a cup I said, um, mirror mirror on the wall Who is the top choice of them all There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said "you are you conceited bastard" But that's true, thats why we never have no beef So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth Used Oil Of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale And then I got the files for my fingernails Chewed through the night and on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath Clean, dry was my body and hair I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear For all the girls I might take home I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo cologne Fresh dressed like a million bucks Threw on the bally shoes and the fly green socks Stepped out my house stopped short, oh no I went back in, I forgot my kangol And then I dilly (dallied) I ran though a (alley) I bumped into my homegirl (Sally) From the (valley) This is the girl plays hard to get so I said "Whats wrong", 'cause she looked upset, she said (Following part is missing in the shorter version of the song) "It's all because of you I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days I love you so, how much you'll never know 'Cause you took your love away from me Ahuhuhuuu" Now what was I to do, she's cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue I said, um, "don't cry, dry your eye Here comes your mother with those two little guys" Her mean mother stepped up, said to me "hi" Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard concrete The bitch was strong, the kids was gone Something was wrong, I said "what is goin' on" I tried to break it up, I said stop it, leave her She said, if I can't have you, she can't either She grabbed me closely by my socks So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, But she gave chase, she caught up quick She put a finger in the face of MC Rick She said "why don't you give me a play So we can go cruisin' in my oj And if you give me that OK I'll give you all my love today Oh Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see Somehow your words just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy ways, oh MC Rick my love is here to stay" And on and on and on she kept on The bitch been around before my mother's born I said "cheer up", I gave her a kiss I said "you can't have me, I'm too young for you miss" She says "no you're not", then she starts cryin' I says "I'm nineteen", she said "stop lyin'" I says "I am, go ask my mother And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover" To the heart tick tock ya don't stop To the heart tick tick and ya don't quit, hit it Don't never forget Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew... (fades)