What a boring life I lead Not enough sex and not enough speed And now I live on LSD A thousand pigs are chasing me Lsd Lsd Lsd Lsd Taking capsules, sniffing powder Makes the music faster, louder Sticking needles, smokin' hash Makes me wanna spew and slash Dope will be the death of me Heroin and LSD I think I'll stick to mushroom tea But that ain't strong enough for me