If a custom-tailored vet asks me out for something wet When the vet begins to pet, I cry "Hooray" But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way I've been asked to have a meal by a big tycoon in steel If the meal includes a deal, accept I may But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way There's an oil man known as Tex, who is keen to give me checks And his checks, I fear, mean that Tex is here to stay But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way I enjoy a tender pass by the boss of Boston, Mass Though his pass is middle-class and not Back Bay But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way There's a madman known as Mack, who is planning to attack If his mad attack means a Cadillac, okay But I'm always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way From Ohio, Mister Thorne, calls me up from night 'til morn Mister Thorne once cornered corn and that ain't hay But I'm always true to to you, darlin', in my fashion Always true to you, always true to you, true to you, darlin', in my way