One, two, rock and roll, please! Back when I met you, I didn't Have a clue Of the horrible agony you would Put me through But, now that we've done some time and I know who you are You're so full of shit, how did I Let it get so far? Well, you ruined my life You were never my friend And now all I can hope is that I Never see you again Valerie You make me wish I was dead Valerie You're like a knife in my head I'll never ever be the same My life is ruined, you're to blame Every moment of the Year we spent You pushed me further and further Over the edge Maybe you didn't mean it Maybe you're sorry as well Well, I know that you are evil You came straight out of hell Well, you wasted my time All of my money, too And I never really hated Until I met you Valerie You make me wish I was dead Valerie You're like a knife in my head, yeah I'll never ever be the same My life is ruined, you're to blame Let's rock! Valerie Valerie Well, you ruined my life, You were never my friend, And now all I can hope is that I Never see you again Valerie You make me wish I was dead—woo! Valerie You're like a knife in my head, yeah! I'll never ever be the same My life is ruined, you're to blame Yeah, yeah, yeah! Valerie Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'll never ever be the same My life is ruined, you're to blame Yeah!