Never thought I'd ever be best in the world at anything Like Babe Ruth with a bat or Muhammad Ali in the ring But that was before you came my way and made me all I am today Bigger they come harder they fall and me I'm the biggest fool of all Next stop just up ahead a treat for all the family The world's largest broken heart on display for all to see Get the Guinness Book folks on the phone It's a new world's record for bein' alone Bigger they come harder they fall and me I'm the biggest fool of all I'm the world's biggest fool everybody knows my name Folks all come from miles around just to see me hit the ground Just to watch me take a fall I'm the world's biggest fool that's my claim to fame From Tennessee to Tokyo I've hit a new record low I'm the biggest fool of all I'm the world's biggest fool... Tennessee to Tokyo I've hit a new record low I'm the biggest fool of all