13 Stitches

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The first time I saw the Descendents, They were the fastest band I'd ever seen. No one in the crowd really cared for them, We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play. After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, On Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night. That was enough, for me I hopped the bus, To licorice pizza and bought my all time favorite record. The next time I went to the whiskey, It was DOA with millions of Dead Cops. The latter band played faster than I could believe, But the Songs sounded the same and kinda sucked. 'Cept John Wayne was a nazi, And Joey Shithead was a drunk. Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, Cuz Having long hair was a mistake. The third time I went to the hospital, I needed 13 stitches in my head. I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, Then some suicidal threw me into a post. My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave, Before DRI played 50 lousy songs. My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes, But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.