Break a mirror, roll the dice Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight Go into business with a grizzly bear But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Find a well known hard man and start a fight Wear your shellsuit on bonfire night Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes Kung fu fighting on your rollerskates Do the Macarena in the devil's lair But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair