Laurie's got a pig on her head Laurie's got a pig on her head Laurie's got a pig on her head She keeps it there all day (oink oink) My dad has got a cow on his head . . . (mooooooo) My mom has got a sheep on her head . . . (baaaaaaaaa) My sister's got an alligator on her head . . . (snap snap) My brother's got an elephant on his head . . . (bbbpppwwww) My cousin's got his hair on his head . . . My dog has got a skunk on his head . . . And everybody ran away