The Funkiest

歌詞

It was the voice of a couragous explorer, a man dedicated to the persuit of Man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons Chorus The funkiest, the funkiest [x8] Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zoro Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow Like Ophan Annie, yo it's the uncanny Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em Yo, step to the Son and I'll fuck you guys up [Chorus] Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams But I freak the style like if I was Handiman "Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble" 'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon ??? word, the fuckers smell like terds 'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry [Chorus] Breakdown Yo son, kick that shit Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader From here to Madina, like Sarafina I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler [Chorus]