I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards I said That's just fine with me That way we can fuck and watch TV It was four a.m. and the light was gray like it always is in paperbacks He asked if I liked playing jacks I told him that I was good to sixes But all hell broke loose after that I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp We didn't say anything after that I dropped him off and I drove on home 'Cause secretly I'm timid