Your Mother's Got a Penis

歌詞

That's right, you knows what I'm saying Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying. It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke Something funny to say when I was having a smoke. I first heard off this bloke, this f**king rumour going round Your mother's reputation it's not sound She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds To have an operation to swap her gender around. It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet I said Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right Your mother's got a penis In internet rooms and computer mainframes There's loads of emails bout your mother's blue veins. Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms But the ones in her member head and in her garms. She walks around proud, with a short dress on Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong. Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye. I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter But I thought f**k that I'd write a song its much better. The only way to do it, to really let you know I could prove it because I gave it a blow. It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk And she made me kiss her elephant trunk. You know why? That's right Your mother got a penis. Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon) That's right Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !) That's right Your mother's got a penis When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne I just seen her pissing standing up again. Don't make no sense when you see her here and there She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair. And a single eye that sometimes weeps If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets Or up against the door or the back of your neck If your mother's around then you make a double check. I hate to tell you with all due respect Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked. You know why? Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley) That's right Your mother's got a penis (Yes) Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !) Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right Your mother's got a penis For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis. Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before? Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy ! Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.