(Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Phineas, are you sure this is safe? Of course! (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) It's like a leisurely drive around downtown But it starts with a 3-mile drop straight down Yeah, now keep your head and hands and feet inside the ride Not a written rule, but it's strongly implied Permanecer sentados, por favor Scream if you want more! That's right! Corkscrewin 'round the interstate With peanut butter and rubber snakes Clear the way, move over Look out, Bud Here comes the mud! Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster Look out! Rightside up and upside down Don't ask me to talk Can't tell a verb from a noun And I'm screaming like a baby Who's afraid of a clown Buford: I'm glad I'm wearing trousers That are already brown! It'll twist your melon It'll turn your gut Man, is this ride sweet or what? Ah ah ah Ah ah ah Ah ah ah Rollercoaster I got the poster! (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster)