Without any training It's pouring, It's raining Training or a trade Hey, you bet I'm afraid Unequipped with a skill But I'm thrilled with the thrill Underskilled, unprepared Hey, who wouldn't be scared Dime for a dozen if that's what you're after A moment of silence, a lifetime of laughter So, bring on the obstacles And burn me a bridge I'm not sure, should I call This my range or a ridge? There ain't none too high If I'm up for the climb I'll go zero to sixty And stop on a dime Dime for a dozen if that's what you're after A moment of silence, a lifetime of laughter On the brighter side And on a happier note The noise, well it's just love That gets caught in my throat The end of the line's Not the end of a rope Just a salesman Selling a bucket of hope When the bucket gets kicked And my chips are all cashed My intentions, conventions Are finally smashed Dime for a dozen if that's what you're after A moment of silence, a lifetime of laughter