I like my summer home Love my yuppie job Got a cellular phone in my brand new saab I love my wife and my girlfriend too I just love myself You're gonna love me too Came out west to find myself Did the maharishi squat on the continental shelf Got a groovy set of morals And an Elvis Presley do I'll swap my wife for yours Anything for you Got to stay away from the left coast groovies Living their lives like a cheesy movie The wrap around shades and the air-head cuties Got a new-age stench because he traded his pachuli Can the wicked feed the hungry? Can the children teach the old? About a new way, a revolution We're moving backwards, out of control Out of control, out of control Came out west to find myself Did the maharishi squat on the continental shelf Got a groovy set of morals And an Elvis Presley do I'll swap my wife for yours Anything for you Got to stay away from the left coast groovies Living their lives like a cheesy movie The wrap around shades and the air-head cuties Got a new-age stench because he traded his pachuli [repeat]