My Legs

歌詞

(Holmes) Prince Charles: And now, the British premier of 'My Legs' by Ken and Ron Sex Bachelor. Narrator: Mice. The hall was dark and rubbery, Fezzit is waiting for a likely young chicken to drop in a lake. But Bernie doesn't believe this and quickly woofs. Meanwhile, Shelat and Target are destined by a huge cat. Bernie: Crikey, you lot, am I all? Derek Guyler: The gun is above me head Narrator: Then Berny rushes naked into the pre-heated oven. Target: There's a false lady outside selling pyjamas. What shall I tell her? Olive out of On The Buses: Please will you coat my legs? Target: Lock me up, baby. Johnny McDozenlegs: Ask if she's tepid, do. Bernie: Yes, do. Richard Wattis: Yes, do. Dr Wizzy: Yes, do. Sid James: Yes, do. Monica Rose: Yes, do. Esma Cannon: Yes, do. Joyce Grenfell: Yes, do! Yes,yes, do! Peggy Mount: Am I shiny enough yet? Shelat: Is there a long pipe in the house? Narrator: For a while, all was silent. Until... Anne Aston: Oh, look! I whopped my big kidneys out for all to see. All: Ooooh... Bernie(the bolt): Do not say "Oooh." All: No, we shall not say "Oooh." Bernie: No! Never say "Oooh!" Dr Wizzy: If only Lieutenant Uhuhu was here. She wouldn't say "Oooh." Charles Hawtrey: Love. Love my dire native. Karen Carpenter: Carry me to Zimbabwe, me lovely fishes. Susan Dropweewee: Soon me cannelloni is 'tween me legs. All (singing): "Cause we couldn't