Home game Little league Bottom of the 9th It was up to me The bunt sign A man on 3rd Tie the game Coach That's absurd I made my mind up at the plate If I see that fast ball Well I just might have to swing away Big deal So what I had to take that homerun cut My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the fence Home girl Major league Everybody said she's too good for me Prom night She had a date But I asked her to dance anyway Then I gave her a kiss on her front porch swing Then she thought it was funny When I said Someday I'm gonna buy you a ring Big deal So what If it takes everything I got My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the fence Home game Minor league She up in the stands Still pulling for me The bunt sign A man on 3rd I'm looking for that inside curve But he came hard with his fast ball Last time I saw it was heading out over center-field wall yeah Big deal So what Now they want to pay me a million bucks My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the Big deal So what I had to take that homerun cut My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the fence Swinging for the fence Swinging for the fence Cold Beer Hot dogs