Let me show you how it's done It's time to have some fucking fun You've been bombarded with retarded fucking shit Nothing but the hits Now watch me, son Let me show you how it's done Ocean Beach to Kingdom Come There's a lesson to be learnt if you can see But, you can't see me I'm #1 And there's a gang of motherfuckers on the bite Each like pretending they're the flavour of the night Dropped like a yo-yo Ono on the radio Let me show you where it's at Where the beats are big and fat Let me show you how it's done to be the mack And knock you on your sacroiliac Let me show you how it's done Let me show you the inventor of the wheel The one to make you squeal and make you come Blag the Hun Let me show you how it's done.