It's an age old conversation that is changing with the times But it's oh so complicated if your mother is like mine All that she wants are the stars and the moon A son with a wife and a big living room All she wants Is another little special arrangement A peculiar engagement Gotta trophy wife that's respectable To avoid any spectacle It's another simple solution For my mother's delusion Get her some adorable pictures done For her mother in Lebanon All that she wants Is another son To be clear I'm not a hater and my wife I like her too Let's be honest with each other there're some things we always knew All that she wants is the sun and the moon The call of the wild and a big silver spoon All she wants Is another little special arrangement A financial engagement Social standing is stable But no kids on the table Just a little harmless diversion An acceptable version But I know my heart is in peril I made a deal with the devil All that she wants Is another son Oh it seems I was mistaken Heaven knows just what I've done All these hateful conversations Are not helping anyone My dear wife I have to leave you There is nothing you can say You can keep the house without me You'll be better off that way All that she wants Is another son