Last night I told you I loved you Woke up blamed it on the Vodka I genuinely thought I was dyin' And I could see that smile you were hiding Last night I told you I need you That's the last time I drink tequila Super lemon and his sidekick salt kid I start cryin' and verbally assaulting Last night I asked you to marry me That's when I remembered the brandy I wake up and claim I didn't say it Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop, start to behave and then Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again Last night police had to frisk me In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey Whoops, I think I said too much like Do you like my bracelets Oh wait, they're handcuffs So last night I said, "I want your babies Forget the ice it's not nice to drink Baileys I drink that much that I forget Of every embarrassing thing that I say next You said, "I got on one knee," and there's no way Unless I've been drinking—oh, wait—Rosé Sailor Jerry's Rum. I think I drunk a ship full Please, please someone provide me a disbrol. Sailor Jerry's Rum. I think I drank too much Showing randomers way too much love Last night I called you a loser I think that was after flamin' Sambuca I shouted at you "do me a favour" And that's when I fell off the pavement Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop, start to behave and Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again 'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth Wake up in the morning and be in my own house Do a last shot and know when to stop No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot Know when to leave and when to lock my front door Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking I love drinking too much and socially smoking I don't really wanna learn to behave amen And I, hey, just missed another day again