Verse Barnaby: I'll have to get the bees and birds to tell you That I've loved you from the start, I simply haven't got the words to tell you What is truly in my heart, Joking apart. Refrain When you want me-if you want me Call me-call me-if you care. When you need me-if you need me Say so-say so-I'll be there. I've nothing but my heart to bring to you, No money but a questing mind, But if this little song I sing to you Means a thing to you Please be kind. When you're lonely-if you're lonely Call me-call me-anyhow. If you want me-need me-love me Tell me, Tell me, Tell me now! Nancy: I'll love you longer than The Forsyte Saga And I'll tremble at your frown. Barnaby: I'd like to cable to Balenciaga To prepare your wedding gown, Don't let me down. Nancy: When you Barnaby: When you Want me, Want me, If you If you Want me, Want me, Call me, Call me, Call me. Call me. Nancy and Barnaby: If you care. Barnaby: I've got an answer service. Barnaby: When you Nancy: When you Need me, Need me, If you If you Need me. Need me. Say so, Say so. Say so. Say so. Nancy and Barnaby: I'll be there. Nancy: I want to make my feelings clear to you. I've never felt like this before. Barnaby: I'd sacrifice my whole career to you To be near you Evermore. Nancy and Barnaby: When you're lonely-if you're lonely Call me-call me-anyhow. Nancy: You can reverse the charges. Nancy and Barnaby: If you want me-need me-love me Tell me-tell me-here and now! Barnaby: I really haven't any good and chattels But a beat-up Chevrolet. Nancy: I only know I've got a heart that rattles Every time you look my way. Nancy and Barnaby: There's really nothing more to say Escept that I should like to stay With you for ever and a day. Ole!