A- Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here A- Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here A- Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here No barrelhouse women, cards n' drinkin' no beer Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here I told the Baptist sisters, jumped up an' began to shout I told the Baptist sisters, jumped up an' began to shout A-now the Baptist sisters jumped up an' begin to shout Brother I'm so glad a-that a-whiskey voted out Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here I told the Methodist sisters, jumped up an' they had a fit I told the Methodist sisters, jumped up an' they had a fit I told the Methodist sisters, jumped up an' they had a fit She was doggone sore we can't go in yet So Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here I told the Presb'terian sisters Turned round an' begin to grin I told the Presb'terian sisters Turned round an' begin to grin I told the Presb'terian sisters, turned around begin to grin Lord, I b'lieve they'll start out to barrelhousin' agin' So Mr. Crump won't like it, ain't goin' to have it here I told the deacon, looked around Sister why in the world don't you hurt? I told the deacon, looked around Sister why in the world don't you hurt? I said the deacon looked around, sister why don't you hurt? I'd rather see you get drunk than wear these hobble skirt Now, Mr. Crump don't like it You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree You don't like my fruit, let my orchard be So Mr. Crump won't 'llow no