Columbus' Boat Ride

歌詞

Chickenlittle: Check it out, Hangerhead, this must be the place, Uncle Scam's Well Fair and Federally Funded Freak Show! This place is huge, I wonder where we start? Hangerhead: Why not start at the beginning ya dumb fuck! Look over there... Christopher Columbus: Ahoy, ride the Christopher Columbus Boat Ride! Jump in any of the boats... The Nina, The Pinta, The SantaEnslave-Ya and The Rape Ya! Chickenlittle: Excuse me mister Columbus, but we're trying to find our Uncle Scam Christopher Columbus: You want some scoop ya gotta ride da boats first, how much money ya got? Chickenlittle: This is all I have Christopher Columbus: Well that seems about right Chickenlittle: Hey Mr Columbus, you took all my money! Christopher Columbus: No, I didn't kid. I discovered it! Hangerhead: Damn Chickelittle! Dude left you broke like a treaty n shit! Chickenlittle: Let's get outta here