Dear Mrs. Applebee Dear Mrs. Applebee I gotta get something off my chest Mrs. Applebee, you've got the wrong idea about me Mrs. Applebee, you told Marie she couldn't go With me because you heard that I was bad Mrs. Applebee, please hear my plea Don't you know that anyone can change Mrs. Applebee? And for Marie I'd even swim the sea Mrs. Applebee I'm begging you to please be kind I want a chance To change your mind about me, Mrs. Applebee Dear Mrs. Applebee I know that I once made some bad mistakes Mrs. Applebee. But that was long before I met Marie Mrs. Applebee, I'll make you glad as you can be And you'll be proud to see Marie with me Mrs. Applebee, Mrs. Applebee