The Physician

歌詞

Once I loved such a shattering physician Quite the best looking doctor in the state He looked after my physical condition And his bedside manner was great When I'd gaze up and see him there above me Looking less like a doctor than a Turk I was tempted to whisper, "Do you love me Or do you merely love your work?" He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing My epiglottis filled him with glee He simply loved my larynx And went wild about my pharynx But he never said he loved me He said my epidermis was darling And found my blood as blue as can be He went through wild ecstatics About my lymphatics But he never said he loved me And though, no doubt, it was not very smart of me I get on a-wracking of my soul To figure out why he loved every part of me And yet not me as a whole By my esophagus he was ravished Enthusiastic to a degree He said 'twas just enormous My appendix vermiformis But he never said he loved me He said my cerebellum was brilliant And my cererum far from N G I know he thought a lotta My medulla oblogota But he never said he loved me He said my maxillaries were marvels And found my sternum stunning to see He did a double hurdle When I shook my pelvic girdle But he never said he loved me He seemed amused When he first made a test of me To further his medical art Yet he refused When he's fixed up the rest of me To cure that ache in my heart I know he thought my pancreas perfect And for my spleen was keen as can be He said, of all his sweeties I'd the sweetest diabetes But he never said he loved me