She calls me on the phone Hoping that I'm home And that I'm all alone But when I say, "Hello?" I only hear dial tone She thinks that I'm her own Outside my window she crept Watching my every step Oh, uh oh She's following me Oh, uh oh She's out of her tree Oh, uh oh She's off of her rocker I wanna marry my stalker! Oh oh oh oh oh, uh oh Oh oh oh oh oh, uh oh Sometimes she says she's my mom Looks like she doesn't belong She's my own peeping-tom Flowers everyday The cops, they tell her to stay 500 feet away She's sleeping on my doorstep She hasn't heard me yet Oh, uh oh She's following me Oh, uh oh She's out of her tree Oh, uh oh She's off of her rocker I wanna marry my stalker! This morning she wasn't there I hope she still cares I almost gave up hope But today I awoke to a private note She said she's going to jail For going through my mail But she'll stay on my trail Oh, uh oh She's following me Oh, uh oh She's out of her tree Oh, uh oh She's off of her rocker I wanna marry my stalker! Oh, uh oh She's following me Oh, uh oh She's out of her tree Oh, uh oh She's off of her rocker I wanna marry my I wanna marry my I wanna marry my stalker!