Well she's not the kind a girl You'd meet on the corner Of Hollywood and vine But you might bump into her On aisle 21 at the farmers Feed and supply With a bag of seed on her suntan Shoulder cut off jeans and a tight Tank top with a john Deere mower on it Make you wish you were ridin' on it No you won't see her on the cover Of playboy magazine Oh she's too busy getting dirty In a field of green She's a corn star Talk of the crop at every county fair Corn star Blue ribbon winner for the last 5 years They cut a four lane highway Right through her pasture Blamed it on progress And movin' traffic faster But every body knows the only Reason for the road was to see her Jug a luggin' on the top of that tractor She's a corn star You'd swear you'd seen her in a red bikini On a bay watch episode But I'm telling you straight that 600 acres Is the only life that she knows There gossip in town flying around She was sunset stripping for tips in l a But that's just a bunch of bean growers Talking to bean loaders What would they know about a She's a corn star Talk of the crop at every county fair Corn star Blue ribbon winner for the last 5 years They cut a four lane highway Right through her pasture Blamed it on progress And movin' traffic faster But every body knows the only Reason for the road was to see her Jug a luggin' on the top of that tractor She's a corn star Oh shes agriculture monthly's reigning queen Coast to coast every country boys dream She's a corn star Talk of the crop at every county fair Corn star Blue ribbon winner for the last 5 years They cut a four lane highway Right through her pasture Blamed it on progress And movin' traffic faster But every body knows the only Reason for the road was to see her Jug a luggin' on the top of that tractor She's a corn star