Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

歌詞

You told me I was lucky, To have my chance with you. Now last year's summer romance, Is this year's winter blues. I treated you so nicely, To jewelry, and champagne, But you left me empty handed, Yeah, you left me feeling Play-ay-ayed Now I hope you're happy with yourself, 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of crappy What you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, You ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song, Hope that you sing along And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!" They say I'm losing my mind, I thought that for a while, I tear down decorations They remind me of your smile. I hate that mistletoe, It makes me think of our first kiss, You bit my lip, you pulled me close, And then you taught me how to quit. Now I hope you're happy with yourself, 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of crappy What you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, You ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash. So I wrote you a song, Hope that you sing along, And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass" So sick of calling, You won't telephone me, No, fuck you girl, I'm going out. I gave you my all, But our love hit a wall, now, I'm jingle belling, And everyone's yelling, We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down. Ain't that just what Christmas is all about? And I hope, hope you're happy with yourself, 'Cause I'm not laughing, (not laughing) Don't you think it's so damn trashy What you did this holiday? (So trashy) I gave you my heart, (heart) You ripped it apart Like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash) So I wrote you a song, Hope that you sing along, Here it goes, "Merry Christmas, (bitch), kiss my ass."