She took me off my guard with disappointment I got sucked inside of her apartment She's got dried up flowers, flakey skin A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin She's a nitemare hippy girl With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world She's a whimsical, tragical beauty Self-conscious and a little bit moody It's a new-age letdown in my face She's so spaced out, and there ain't no space She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile I'm caught in a vortex, she's changing my style She's a nitemare hippy girl With her skinny fingers fondlin' my world She's a whimsical, tragical beauty Uptight and a little bit snooty She's a magical, sparkling tease She's a rainbow choking the breeze Yeah oh, she's busting out onto the scene With nitemare bogus poetry She's a melted avocado on the shelf She's the science of herself She's spazzing out on a cosmic level And she's meditating with the devil She's cooking salad for breakfast She's got tofu the size of Texas She's a witness to her own glory She's a neverending story She's a frolicking depression She's a self-inflicted obsession She's got a thousand lonely husbands She's playing footsie in another dimension She's a goddess milking her time For all that it's worth