When the time comes to document what we did here The transcription won't really be that hard 'Cause I'm a woman-eating monster With a suitcase full of fire And pink flamingos decorate my yard Yeah, pink flamingos decorate my yard Do you remember that young girl who did all those things with her body? Yeah, I guess you could say it was me who gave her her start I hear she's working for President Clinton the way she used to work for me But my pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart My pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart And they never fly away In my front yard they stay And baby, I sometimes find it odd You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God, yep Woah! Woah! Now there's a crowd outside demanding my resignation And a policeman about to draw his gun Seems I've lost this battle But the war has just begun 'Cause my pink flamingos will outlive everyone Yeah my pink flamingos will outlive everyone And they never fly away In my front yard they stay And baby, I sometimes find it odd You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God