Ol' Fatso

歌詞

Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso Get those reindeer off the roof Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso Get those reindeer off the roof No you can't fool me because There ain't no Santa Claus There ain't no Santa Claus And I got proof. There was a little fellow Who just wouldn't believe There really was a Santa Claus Even on Christmas Eve And when one Christmas Eve he heard A clatter overhead He opened up his window wide And this what he said: Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso Get those reindeer off the roof Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso Get those reindeer off the roof No you can't fool me because There ain't no Santa Claus There ain't no Santa Claus And I got proof. Though Santa Claus had brought him A big bag full of toys Enough of Christmas presents For a dozen little boys Some choo choo trains and cowboys And a whole Apache tribe The boy looked up and said, "Oh no! I ain't taking no bribes" Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso Get those reindeer off the roof Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso Get those reindeer off the roof No you can't fool me because There ain't no Santa Claus There ain't no Santa Claus And I got proof. Well next year Santa came around And brought a favorite toy To everybody but a certain Unbelieving boy The moral of this story Is so very sad but true If you don't believe in Santa Claus He won't believe in you Don't care who you are young fella Keep those reindeer on the roof Don't care who you are young fella Keep those reindeer on the roof Oh you fool no-one because There is a Santa Claus There is a Santa Claus And I got proof. Yes, there is a Santa Claus And I got proof.