Like the coupon you don't use until the day that it's expired Like the trip around the world you won't take 'til your retired I'm always waiting on you And if there's one piece of advice that I will always know to be true If I was Cuba you would be Peru Like the time you're always spending with the wrong people Like the time I just lost when I walked backwards I ask myself "How much time have I wasted with you?" And if there's one piece of advice that I will always know to be true If I was Cuba you would be Peru Like the dog that's always barking in the yard for another bone Like the girl who keeps calling me every night I ask myself "Why is she being such a bitch tonight?" And if there's one piece of advice that I will always know to be true If I was Cuba you would be Peru If I was Cuba you would be Peru