If I drove a truck and I were a waitress And I ordered coffee and I poured you some Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later And if we arm-wrestled, I'd say that you won Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy Ride high in the saddle all day If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away If I were a winsome pale senorita And I a bullfighter, down in the sand While the band kept on playing that old paso doble I'd throw you a flower, would you take my hand? Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy Ride high in the saddle all day If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away If I ran the country, yeah, I'd be your first lady And fix up the White House while you were away Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders And later, together, alone we might lay Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy Ride high in the saddle all day If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy Ride high in the saddle all day If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away Hitch up the chuck wagon Hitch up the chuck wagon Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away