Merry christmas yeah eh, eh, eh It's time once again you know that time of year It's time to drink the good stuff and throw away the beer It's time to sing the Christmas songs a little bit off key It's time to find the box that has our plastic tree It's time to see the houses all the pretty lights I think i'll wear my sunglasses because it's rather bright Our mom will cook the turkey or maybe she'll cook ham And if we go out in the snow we'll probably get a tan....