Ain't it hard when you stumble, land in some muddy lagoon? Aww, ain't it hard when you stumble, land in some muddy lagoon? Now, when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang it in no picture frame Ain't gonna hang your picture, ain't gonna hang it in a picture frame Now, I may look like Samuel Gompers, but I feel like Baby Jane Well, I wish I was in some Australian mountain range Yeah, I wish I was in some Australian mountain range Oh, 'cause I got no reason to be there, but I think it'd be some kind of change I got my dark sunglasses and for good luck my black tooth Oh, I got my dark sunglasses and for good luck my black tooth Don't ask me nothin' about nothin' 'cause I just might tell you the truth I got a man in Jackson and I ain't gonna say his name I got a man in Jackson and I ain't gonna say his name Y'know, he's a brown-skinned man but I love him just the same Oh