Robocop 4 - Fuck off Robocop

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I think everybody has fantasised what they would ask Elvis if he was still alive. I know what I would ask him: "What's your favourite film?" Jaws? Jaws 2? More Jaws? or Jaws rebooted? Please, let's take a second to think about a future state of love and bliss Brought to you by wish lists of eight year old boys who only crave explosions Why? Well, being eight, they have an excuse - they're eight! And giant robots cannot distract them from their fate Middle aged men on a movie date, committed to mortal shame Hey! Relax! No-one died - in fact, they left improved! If Michael Bay wants a bigger house, let's help him Art? Ha! Where you from? Where you been? He said: I went to Cannes once and and really did not have much fun Why? Well, being French, they talk too much And all those pages of subtitles kept getting stuck 1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3 1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3 Pirates of the Caribbean 47 Johnny Depp stars as the robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of poker And tries to win her back with hilarious consequences At least Harry Potter has a proper story in the sense that the characters crave an ending If only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character's nemesis Robocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enough And George Lucas won't be kicking his heels 'til he makes some money from Howard the Duck Robocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enough I hope the projectionist likes his action motion-tracked and medicated The first director died