Forgot to Remember You

歌詞

I sing like a goat The front in my throat Has lived there for years And he makes me sing this way I set up a bed Down by the steps So when I run down stairs I don't crash and smash my head I really have to pee now But I cannot leave because I'm waiting for Rihanna Where is that ho? This is our girls night I sent her an e-vite To have a slumber party party At my house Oh oh ooh oh oh I'm very frio! I keep forgetting to put clothes on Rock and Roll! Guitar solo! I had to start a band with no one The evil throat froggy He put a curse on me Now I must live in this big house alone Hey Rihanna! Where the hell are ya? Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you Sorry I'm late I was harassed at the gate Your house is a maze Don't know why you need all this space We're smoking in bed Bitchin' bout men Our asses look great But we can't find a decent mate It really makes me feel bad Got issues with my dad And it makes me date such assholes Oh not again Lets play a board game Like Scattergories And I will make us nachos nachos Where'd she go? Hey Rihanna I think I lost ya I took a wrong turn at the bathroom Make a left! Hey Shakira I cannot hear ya Just stay put my butt will find your butt Communicate with me With ass telepathy Now we're dry humping the dry wall Why can't I rebound From stupid Chris Brown You keep forgetting he's an ass clown I'd kill and I'd steal And I'd cheat on my taxes And french kiss a frog for that boy Really? I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic He battered you like a nerf toy I have a solution, a man substitution Have you met my friend, the bullfrog? Just reach down and kiss him He'll become a prince And he won't treat you like a lap dog Ohh noo! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now the evil frog has cursed you. What is that noise? That's you new voice And now I sound the way I used to sound How do I stop this hell? This vocal prison cell You have to pass the curse to someone else Well this is goodbye My hips don't lie! You kind of sound like Julie Andrews Oh thank you.