Met my woman at the ice cream stand She totin' somethin' up there in each hand Yes, she totin' somethin' good, totin' somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what it is But I know it was good God put Adam in the garden with Eve "Use that stuff you'll have to leave." Adam want somethin' good, yeah, he want somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good I got married on a Saturday night Monday night I had a fight But I had somethin' good, I had somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good I got a gal in Kalamazoo She don't wear no, "Yes, she do!" God, she totin' somethin' good, totin' somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good Met an old man, ninety-five years old Couldn't walk straight, not to save his soul But he hunted somethin' good, he hunted somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good God put Adam in the garden with Eve "Use that stuff, you'll have to leave." Adam want somethin' good, he want somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good Adam took a drink of old home brew Eve used to share to buy you two Let's get somethin' good, let's get somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good Dogs fightin' 'bout it, cats fightin' 'bout it, men kill one another 'Bout somethin' good, 'bout somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good I got married on Easter day 'Fore Thanksgiving she was gone away But she carried somethin' good, she carried somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good God put Adam in the garden with Eve "Use that stuff, you'll have to leave." Adam want somethin' good, Adam want somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good I got a gal in Kalamazoo She don't wear no, "Yes, she do!" But she totin' somethin' good, tote somethin' good Beedle-um-bum, don't know what he is But I know it was good