[Chorus:] Little red rented rowboat little red rented rowboat Not much better than no boat But at least it will go when I row row row at least it will go when I row I saw two pretty girls sunbathing on a pier They wore jeans way down to here I waved, they waved, they said they'd like a ride So I helped them climb inside to share my [Chorus] (Row row row row row) Along came a sailboat big enough for two The skipper saw the girls I knew what he would do He waved, and they waved, then he helped them inside Just one girl to ride there in my [Chorus] (Row row row row row) Hot-rod motorboat roared up behind The girl took a look and I could read her mind She waved, and he waved, he helped her climb inside Leaving me with wounded pride (Row row row row row) One hour later I saw them again Motorboat out of gas, sailboat out of wind The girls waved, and I waved, and then I passed them by With my nose held way up high me and my [Chorus] [To Fade:] Row, row, row your boat