Eddie's got one crazy eye that turns him into a cartoon wahen a pretty girl comes by and there's nothin' here to do anymore he sits on the stoop all day like there's something he's waiting for Cunt-finger Louie picks up Eddie in the alley he's got all those guys with him from that town where they all look like Frankie Valli they speak fluently blonde from her legs to her cigarette and Louie told Eddie that he'd fix him up but he ain't come back yet well, you know It's more trouble than it's worth it's more trouble than it's worth Oh Wild and the Only ones Tell him where you are --- Oh Wild and the Only ones Tell him where you are Tell him where you are Zero quit school and she lost her job again and then her boyfriend beat her up and now he won't let her in so she's walking by his joint in a black and blue dress she looks at Louie who elbows Eddie who says "don't tell me, lemme guess." It's more trouble than it's worth he's more trouble than he's worth Oh Wild and the Only ones Tell him where you are --- Oh Wild and the Only ones Tell him where you are Well at first when it was this way when they're the only ones and you've got all these ideas you never tell to anyone there are always magnets pulling each of you there living every story you'd dare to be the only ones the only ones... Oh, who are living it up oh yeah, we're living it up oh yeah, we'll be living it up oh yeah, we're living it up gotta be living it up oh yeah, we're living it up oh yeah, we're living it up oh yeah, we're living it up oh yeah, we're living it up oh yeah, we're living it up Louie and Eddie found a reason then and there carried her over the bridges like fluttering pages they didn't care in the terminal where dreams let so many tickets through when strangers look in faces and see somebody there they knew you might meet me tomorrow as all the lights are blooming green and you're feeling a little lonely, a little sad, a little mean remember a place inside of that hotel where you could do anything you want to do you couldn't tell If it's more trouble than it's worth ah, this is more trouble than it's worth Oh Wild and the Only ones tell him where you are --- Oh Wild and the Only ones I'm waiting you could tell him where you are --- Oh Wild and the Only ones