He's tall Good looking And he's large He's large Large Tall Large So large And he's mine He's not a mandolin (oh no) He's an accordion I'll have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm (warm) He's virile, and he's strong (strong) He's strong (strong) And he's large (large) Large (large) He's got money and respect (that's true) He's better than the rest (that's true) He may not be the best But he's large And he's mine Large (large) Large (large) Mine (mine) Mine (mine) It may seem funny, but it's not (oh no) I'm thankful for what I've got (me too) It may not be a lot But he's large And he's mine