I bought a ticket on the metro, My mind working all in retro, I took a briefcase, I took a book, Gotta know how it's gonna look, There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!! And in the tunnels deep underground, Other people try not to look around, What is happening? Where am I? Beneath this hat and collar and tie? There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!!